I was traveling to Jodhpur from Ahmedabad, I forgot to carry a book. Saw a book store at station and went inside.
After standing there fir like 10mins,the shopkeeper started giving me looks.
Shopkeeper - "chahiye kya hai tum ko"
Me - "book"
Shopkeeper - "han to lo na"
Me - "I dont choose the book, the book chooses me"
Shopkeeper - "nahi hai ye book nahi hai... Koi aur le lo... Ye half girlfriend le lo..."