Was going through old emails, and found a conversation Zubin has messaged me.
Zubin : "arre nvidia college gaya tha kya. "
᠌нιмαηѕнυ ᠌: "nvidia se pooch muje kya pata. "
South Indian uncle :"ye car waste k liye kaha se raasta aayega"
Me(almost expression less) : ........
Some other guy : "yaha se right le k khar subway aayega, waha se"
(he was asking about 'Khar West')
You have not paid your dues,
You are surely not a Lannister,
You are customer of some use,
Pay your debts u sinister,
This is our thousandth call,
Hope you are doing not so well,
Keep dodging us, increase the interest,
Then surely you can goto hell,
You are wise, pay minimum,
Then goto sleep, we wont come,
Pile ur debt month by month,
And then pay double of the sum,
You've shopped, take some rest,
While we screw your CIBIL,
Next time when you are out of cash, who will pay your bill?
We lend you when you are down,
So we can do doggy style,
Dont write cheque you cant cash,
If you want to keep your smile.
While I was working as Sr. auditor at a audit firm in Dubai, I was also assigned to clients for miscellaneous works and advices -
Boss - "explain these investment policies to our client and help him in selecting a plan, will you"
Me(ye karne aaya hu kya re) - "sure"
(went to the client)
Me - "what kind of investment plan do you wish sir"
Client - "I want high return, and no risk, means it should be safe risk"
Me -" sir safe risk to oxymoron hota hai"
Client - "so you suggest that I should put my money into oxymoron, which according to you is the safest risk"
Me(at a photography workshop) - "Good morning sir."
Neville - "Call me Neville, coz U knw I am not knighted.. As of now."
Me - "Ok sir"
Neville - "arre baba... No sir"
Me - "Sorry sir"
Neville - "Shoot me, will you?"