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Thursday, August 28, 2014

13/5/2009

Was going through old emails, and found a conversation Zubin has messaged me.

Zubin : "arre nvidia college gaya tha kya. "

᠌нιмαηѕнυ ᠌: "nvidia se pooch muje kya pata. "

Friday, August 8, 2014

Indifference and The Murphy's Law

When your jokes are morbid,
smiles are wry,
you're affected by none,
and your tears go dry,
feelin so worthless,
but still can't cry,
take a deep breath,
that shall pacify.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Accent is a car by Hyundai

South Indian uncle :"ye car waste k liye kaha se raasta aayega"

Me(almost expression less) : ........

Some other guy : "yaha se right le k khar subway aayega, waha se"

(he was asking about 'Khar West')

Monday, July 14, 2014

Bed Bugs

You have not paid your dues,
You are surely not a Lannister,
You are customer of some use,
Pay your debts u sinister,

This is our thousandth call,
Hope you are doing not so well,
Keep dodging us, increase the interest,
Then surely you can goto hell,

You are wise, pay minimum,
Then goto sleep, we wont come,
Pile ur debt month by month,
And then pay double of the sum,

You've shopped, take some rest,
While we screw your CIBIL,
Next time when you are out of cash, who will pay your bill?

We lend you when you are down,
So we can do doggy style,
Dont write cheque you cant cash,
If you want to keep your smile.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Oxy moron of Safe Risk

While I was working as Sr. auditor at a audit firm in Dubai, I was also assigned to clients for miscellaneous works and advices -

Boss - "explain these investment policies to  our client and help him in selecting a plan, will you"

Me(ye karne aaya hu kya re) - "sure"

(went to the client)

Me - "what kind of investment plan do you wish sir"

Client - "I want high return, and no risk, means it should be safe risk"

Me -" sir safe risk to oxymoron hota hai"

Client - "so you suggest that I should put my money into oxymoron, which according to you is the safest risk"

Thursday, June 12, 2014

That Ship Sailed

AJ - "kal hum Aldo pe sale pe jayenge"

Biji - "yayy apan jayenge... Accha beach hai kya? "

Eric - "hain? “

Biji - "kya... Apan Aldo beach pe sail pe ja rahe hai na"

(We all laughed)

Biji - "kya? “

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Shoot Me He Said, I Had A Camera, But He Wanted To Die

Me(at a photography workshop) -  "Good morning sir."

Neville - "Call me Neville, coz U knw I am not knighted.. As of now."

Me - "Ok sir"

Neville - "arre baba... No sir"

Me - "Sorry sir"

Neville - "Shoot me, will you?"

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

We Cannot Eat The Cake and Have It Too

Anang - "paise kyu udata hai"

Shishir - "to kya karu "

Anang - " save"

Shishir - "fir"

Anang - "fir kya, jo chahe le sakta hai maze se"

Shishir "to abhi kya kar raha hu"

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Active since April 26th, 2009.....ive put sum old memories too and now i don't use names where i feel the person can get offended, as i've not made this blog to defame someone, its about the best n the worst i have experienced, and best place for my doodling and stupid write ups, poems bla bla.